Gorilla Monkey Crunch App Being Found at Holiday Tables Around the Globe

London, UK- Gorillas everywhere are up in arms after word got out that Apple approves of Gorilla Monkey Crunch for Thanksgiving. “I’m British!” said Günter, the highly persecuted Gorilla in mention. “We don’t even celebrate Thanksgiving!”. While the local Monkey delegation could not be reached, officials reported small primate riots breaking out all over America and angry monkeys throwing coconuts at anything that moved.  Apple had no comment on the matter.

No one is sure exactly what the recipe for Gorilla Monkey Crunch actually is, but rumors abound that it can be found exclusively in the iTunes App Store games category. “I’m outraged,” Günter continued. “This is not a game to me! I was simply minding my own business this morning, crossing the river on the way to the farmers market when BAM! I was wacked on the noggin by a flying banana!” Lawyers for the Great Ape were quick to photograph the resulting trauma and have implied litigation may be pending. Against who we do not know.

Feet on the street reporters managed to capture a video of the assault and quickly posted it to YouTube. Mountain Gorillas are an endangered species, and only an estimated 720 mountain gorillas remain in the world according to the African Wildlife Federation.  Penalty for pelting one on the noggin with random fruit ranges from public humiliation to being forced to listen to a Jimmy Buffet cover band for five hours straight.

Gorilla Monkey Crunch is available for the iPhone or iPod touch for $0.99 in the Arcade Games section of Apple’s iTunes App Store.  The app can be downloaded here.

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